i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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