FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
