he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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