# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Randomize
