dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Found the puke drawer
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Randomize
