weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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