just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Me too!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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