Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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