Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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