Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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