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The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
What a dumb baby whore.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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