Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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