that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
tell me about the eggs
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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