so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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