God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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