Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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