Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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