Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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