There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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