break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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