How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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