Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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