Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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