the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
