People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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