Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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