Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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