real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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