who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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