you would pick up someone in the library
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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