Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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