He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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