so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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