i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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