Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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