Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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