so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
