Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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