Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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