sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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