The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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