Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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