I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Boobs speak an international language.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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