just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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