yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
