btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
