He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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