Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Houston, we have a blender
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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