Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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