Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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