well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
