Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is the high leading the old right now
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
