i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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